⚫️ Jaded London Mesh Lingerie Set – Size S – BNWT – For When Modesty Is a Dirty Word ⚫️
Ever thought, “I wish my underweari screamed the brand louder than I do in therapy”? Congratulations. You’ve found it.
This black mesh bralette and brief combo is peak Jaded London energy: aggressively branded, slightly see-through, and 100% designed by someone who saw Cyberdog once and never emotionally recovered.
This set is:
🖤 Brand new, tags on, dreams crushed
🖤 Size S – fits people who don’t rely on pockets or emotional support
🖤 So many logo straps you could build a parachute
🖤 A mood: "I only wear this ironically (unless someone hot sees it)"
Perfect for:
– Influencers who start every sentence with “as I always say…”
– People who think “laundry-safe” is a challenge
– Anyone trying to seduce a raver or scare a minimalist
Rejected only because I realised I don’t want my nipples to spell out JADED in case of a wardrobe malfunction.
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